Grosser than gross

Remember those old jokes – What’s grosser than gross?

I’ve got a new one.

What’s grosser than gross?
When your baby spits up down your v-neck shirt leaving a literal puddle of spit-up in your bra.
Say it with me – Ewwww! Yep, glad I didn’t bother showering today!

What’s grosser than that?
When you know you probably won’t get a chance to shower until later tonight at the earliest.

And on the topic of liquids coming out of babies’ mouths, I was holding Julian up on the couch with me while Ava played with him as she sat on the floor. All of a sudden she gets up to go get a burp cloth and says, “Julian drooled in my eye.”
Be thankful it was only drool, honey.

8 thoughts on “Grosser than gross”

  1. Hi Amy – oh yuck – yuck – yuck! I feel for you… My daughter has thrown up more than any baby/kid I have ever known… Her first year was filled with vomit – I never left the house without a change clothes for each of us! 🙂

    When she was 3 weeks old we were in the hospital and for 12 days straight I was assaulted from both ends of her – thankfully they had a washing machine on the same floor as us – ha ha – funny now – smelly then! 🙂

  2. Oh boy, do I know about that! The other day I discovered some of Henry’s moist, chewed-up Oatios in my bra–it had been about 12 hours since he had last been served Oatios! 🙂


  3. Oh, yuck! Poor Ava, and poor you! This is hitting home as we had our first exploding poopy diaper from Kieran this afternoon…poop all over everywhere…

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